honestly rainbow guys are hotter than regular punks/oogles but theyre all straight and generally kind of dumb and you have to nearly starve to death in the middle of nowhere just to be around them. not really worth it imo.

honestly rainbow guys are hotter than regular punks/oogles but theyre all straight and generally kind of dumb and you have to nearly starve to death in the middle of nowhere just to be around them. not really worth it imo.

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wow i didnt know anybody had the same kinky fantasy as me of being a mad scientist a la frank n furter who grows dank weed and also creates the perfect boy in a lab who is genetically modified to be constantly horny and eat a diet of 100% the finest nugs and my penis

wow i didnt know anybody had the same kinky fantasy as me of being a mad scientist a la frank n furter who grows dank weed and also creates the perfect boy in a lab who is genetically modified to be constantly horny and eat a diet of 100% the finest nugs and my penis

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not really tho im actually probably gonna wack it and just say i was “napping”

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parralex0889:

willyciraptor:

thesassylorax:

cygnettoswan:

4gifs:

Hippo doesn’t have time for this

Hippo got shit to do.

Hippo got swimming to do.

Hippo got shit to do and places to be

ain’t nobody fuck with hippo

parralex0889:

willyciraptor:

thesassylorax:

cygnettoswan:

4gifs:

Hippo doesn’t have time for this

Hippo got shit to do.

Hippo got swimming to do.

Hippo got shit to do and places to be

ain’t nobody fuck with hippo

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drunk crafting at 2:00 am

playcousin:

WHAT KINDA SICK JOKE IS THIS 

these actually look like really good exercises. ima do these one day.

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my commonly used words on facebook:
FEELFUCKINGDAMNNEEDMYSELF

as in “I feel like I could use a damn good fucking myself” or “Damn! I feel like if I don’t get fucking laid soon I am going to kill myself!”

my commonly used words on facebook:

FEEL
FUCKING
DAMN
NEED
MYSELF

as in “I feel like I could use a damn good fucking myself” or “Damn! I feel like if I don’t get fucking laid soon I am going to kill myself!”

I’m about to go HAM

  • home
  • and
  • masturbate 

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NIGHTNIGHT by DEDDY