i swear i don’t have a poop fetish but for some reason every time i see a dude sitting naked on a toilet, even if its just my own reflection, my dick moves (extra points if he’s smoking)

i swear i don’t have a poop fetish but for some reason every time i see a dude sitting naked on a toilet, even if its just my own reflection, my dick moves (extra points if he’s smoking)

(Source: cum-enjoy, via testicleblood)

Orange you glad it wasn’t Jesus? (This joke would be better if it was like an orange flavored muffin sorry life didn’t work out that way…)

Orange you glad it wasn’t Jesus? (This joke would be better if it was like an orange flavored muffin sorry life didn’t work out that way…)

(Source: anus, via testicleblood)

might have to happen soon. i feel like i haven’t seen a good horror flick since I was straight (2010)…

might have to happen soon. i feel like i haven’t seen a good horror flick since I was straight (2010)…

(Source: memewhore, via testicleblood)

such trip.
what is drugs

such trip.

what is drugs

(Source: rachieflieshigh, via twinkprivilege)

Nick Jonas at a Secret Performance in LA by Galore

and the moral of the story is that poloroids and smoking can make even a squeaky clean jonas brother look like a nasty top who wants to pee on you

(Source: jonasbro, via bombassthugs)

when gay erotica in the form of a photo-essay crosses into comedy

(Source: coachpervman, via coachpervman)

#kink, #wax, #glamour

#kink, #wax, #glamour

(via vagroaches)

ewww, gross.

or…

yum?

ewww, gross.

or…

yum?

(via vagroaches)

NIGHTNIGHT by DEDDY